turntechdickhead replied to your post: turntechdickhead replied to your post:…

come smooch my obnoxiously large teeth

why would i smooch your teeeth is that some weird new fetish you’re into

turntechdickhead replied to your post: turntechdickhead replied to your post:…

my delicate feelings have been smashed to bits .”””(

aawwwwwwwwwbubuu

pobrecita :’(

turntechdickhead replied to your post: turntechdickhead replied to your post hey…

what did i do to deserve this .(

ssshhhh i’m just playiiin

turntechdickhead replied to your post

hey motherfucker you got a problem with big teeth ill fight you

awww no, no need to get all defensive your humongous teeth are adorable

risiblederanger asked:
Knitting can come in handy very often, especially when confronted with an open wound. You cannot crochet skin together. And what is wrong with that face, I think it is a comical caricature of myself and my teeth, I like it

you dont “knit” skin together, you sew it. they’re not the same thing.

….oooohhhhhhh
hahahhaha okay well yeah it makes a lot more sense that way lol and it’s very fitting of you, snaggletooth

risiblederanger replied to your post: risiblederanger replied to your post: my nephew is…

But you are my godfather

hey kid you’re the one that called me uncle

dirgeahimsa replied to your post

I don’t know who either of you are (nor how or when I followed you) but I feel obligated to pipe up in favour of knitting.

knitting is for squares i am not gonna argue this

risiblederanger replied to your post: my nephew is a little turd what am i even supposed…

Can I even be your nephew when you are so intimate with my father, that seems a tad disconcerting

ssssshhhhhhhh. let the grown ups worry about that, just call me uncle. it’s easier.

risiblederanger asked:
It is not, knitting is way better than crocheting >:E That is such an unhelpful skill, where are you going to need to apply any crocheting knowledge in real life

where are you gonna need to apply any knitting knowledge

also whats with that gay ass little face huh, i had no idea you were so passionate about knitting im sorry if i said anything sacrilegious

my nephew is a little turd what am i even supposed to do